Now ANTS are invading the Wall Behind the Microwave as the latest step to execute a hostile takeover of the Kitchen. This strike's specific objectives are not yet known, but covert operations are preemptively moving supplies, mainly food, from the area and launching air raids employing precision tissue-squashing technology. Chemical warfare may again play a role in repelling the ANTS, but it remains to be seen if this will be enough to deter further counter insurgencies.
This is SC Ramsey, live from Baltimore. Good Afternoon.
Anyone deployed effective anti-ANTS tactics?